Stuff

Stuff! We are measured by our stuff. You have stuff. I want your stuff. I can get stuff two ways. I can buy it or steal it. There's a third way. I can run for office and you give me stuff so that I'll vote for laws that will get you stuff.

I had a rough childhood. I was poor and raised in a slum in a fourth world country. I was deprived therefore I'm entitled to be depraved. I can buy a cheap gun and take your stuff. If I get caught I can get my lawyer to tell the jury why I deserve the stuff.

Work? Buy stuff? You have to be kidding