I'm hooked on this site. http://www.knockknock.biz/ has all of the stuff that you would love, but are afraid to look for. How about a pad of "Crap I've Got To Do" notes, or a book on "How to Traumatize your Children." Maybe you'd like some "Duh Sticky notes". And it gets worse and frequently obscene.
I now have my Christmas/Chanukah shopping taken care of. Browse it and keep from laughing.
I am in no way connected to this site, nor do I receive any compensation from it, but is the owner wants to?????